Plasma TV Is Good To Eyes

I wish to get the 42” Plasma TV for my new home. My friend told me Plasma TV is very good to children’s eyes if compare to our old type of CRT TV. I have just some information online, the radiator emission for CRT TV is very high and it’s not good to eyes. I think this should be a very good reason for me to request hubby to change the TV now. I would ask my hubby to pay the Plasma TV bill and I will pay the plasma lift bill. :p

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Change Lose Weight Program Again

I am very sad because I could not wear beauty dress on the New Year Day. I have been working hard to lose weight since last two months but the results not as good as I planned. Well, maybe I should say have no improvement at all, I have no lost a kilo! What a loser I am. I think I have to change my lose weight program fast now. I still wish to wear beautiful dress on coming Chinese New Year. Anyone try the hoodia pill before? I wonder is it selling in my country or not. How much it cost for international shipping fees?

Want To Free From Spectacles

I am getting boring to wear spectacles anymore. I am thinking to buy the contact lens and start to wear contact lens start from next year. One of the reasons why I have to wear contact lens now is because I have eyes on the Blu Blocker Sunglasses and want to get a pair as my New Year gift. I always want to wear sunglasses when I am driver, but I could not due to wearing spectacles. SO now, is time to chance and I want to be free from spectacles now.

Elegant Pocket Watch

I wonder will my husband like pocket watch or not. I eyes on above pocket watch that I saw at an online store. I wish to buy it and give hubby a surprise. I like above square pocket watch very much, it looks very elegant and unique. I think I better order it online and request them delivery before the New Year. If my husband does not like it then I will get it for myself. :p

Mesothelioma Treatment

Someone left me comment about the cancer treatment. He said mesothelioma have no cure yet. I did not know about it, I thought mesothelioma treatment is here to help. I read online there are traditional Mesothelioma Treatment available like Surgery, Chemotherapy and Radiation Therapy. It helps to provide the maximum likelihood of success. In addition, Trimodality therapy that all three of modalities are used is considered the most effective, aggressive and approach.

Wish Her Dream Come True Soon

My colleague who has a son which already seven years old, keeps complaint to us that she has been working hard to get another baby girl since 5 years ago. But her dream has yet come true until today. I think she really depress for a daughter, she even bought many baby furniture 5 years ago to the baby. As she though she should not have any problem to get pregnant again. I remember that time she so happy to ask us recommend nice baby cribs design for her as she want one to welcome her “new” baby. Time flies, it is already 5 years but we have not heard her good news yet. I hope her dream will come true soon, as the joy of being mother is really fun.

He Doesn't Need To Work One

I have told many people about my brother who is very easy to be content. I am not understand why he could stay at home just to play online games without go to working. The time I am working in the office is the time he busying playing his online games. The easiest place to find him is the virtual “online casino” website or anywhere has computer that connected to internet.

I do not mean that he should play those online games. In fact, I do agree that some of the games are very fun to play with, but that does not mean he has to play it 24 hours a day without working, right? We should treat online gambling or others games as entertainment rather than treat is as career, which spend all the time for that. Why couldn’t him spend more time on create his own career and play at free time only?

I Want Green

Previously, I do not really care about the living environment in my area. However, I am keen to have a green and fresh environment after I gave birth to my baby girls. I am envy my sister who has moved to a village actually, although there have no colorful city life. However, they have the healthiest environment for the children.

Of course, I could not force hubby to move to village due to his career is base here now. I think we can only depend on the area and building we stay now. I hope they have the quality of Phase 1 ESA service that with natural resource management, to make sure they provide the environment we need.

Wedding Rings

A young bride and groom-to-be had just selected their wedding rings. As the young lady admired the plain platinum and diamond band she had chosen for herself, she suddenly looked concerned. "Tell me," she asked the rather elderly salesman, "is there anything special I'll have to do to take care of this ring?" With a fatherly smile, the salesman said, "one of the best ways to protect a wedding ring is to soak it in dishwater."

Philosophy Professor

A philosophy professor stood before her class and had some items in front of her. When the class began, silently she picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks. She then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. She shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. She then asked the students again if the jar was full. They again agreed it was.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. Now, said the professor, I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical check-ups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal. Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.

But then... A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full. The moral of this tale is that no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER.

Two Retired Old Men

How about the two old men, one a retired professor of psychology and the other a retired professor of history. Their wives had talked them into a two week stay at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitting around on the porch of the hotel watching the sun set. The history professor said to the psychology professor, "Have you read Marx?" To which the professor of psychology said, "Yes, I think it's the wicker chairs."

Kindergarten Class

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him." Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?"

Still Have Time

A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man." "Thanks," said the boy. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my ass." With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He had not been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend. Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his ass!" "So what's your hurry," said the friend. "You still have ten minutes."

Window And Windower

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..." After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal. "Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."

Compare In Two Women

One day these two fine southern ladies were sittin' on the front porch having some iced tea. One of the women sticks out her hand for the other woman to see, and in her long southern drawl says "Look at this ring my husband gave me. Isn't it nice?" To which the other woman replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice." The first woman then says , "And just last month he took me on one of them Caribbean cruises." The second woman again replies, "Oh that's nice, that's real nice." "Well sweetheart doesn't your husband ever buy you nice things or send you nice places?" "Oh", the second woman responds, "When we first got married he did send me to etiquette school." "Why'd he do that?" the first woman asks. To which the second fine southern woman replies, "Well you see, before, when someone told me about the jewellery their husband gave them, or the trips he sent her on, I would have just said I don't give a fuck, but now I say that's nice, that's real nice."

Priest And Police Hair Cut

A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.

Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community." The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer.

Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front of the door.

Chirstmas Gift

On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."

You Are Speeding

A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over.

The cop says to the man, "Do you know that you were speeding?"

The man replies, "No sir, I didn't know I was speeding."

The mans wife then yells, "Yes you did, you knew you were speeding I've been telling you to slow down for miles."

"SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the hell up, just sit back and be quite."

Then the cop says, "well, since I've got you pulled over did you know that the tag on your license plate is expired?"

"No Sir" the man replies, "I did not know that" "WHATEVER!"

His wife yells, "I've been telling you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months now!"

"Shut up" the man yells to his wife again! "Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!"

Curios, the cop walks over to the woman's side of the car and asks her, "Does he always talk to you this way?"

"No" she replies, " Only when he's drinking!"

Parrot From A Pet Shop

A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot. He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird finally the man said "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment." The parrot continued, so finally the man put the bird in the freezer. About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door. As the man took the shivering bird out of the freezer it said "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that turkey did!"

Super Market Boy

There was a boy who worked in the produce section of a super market. A man came in and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, only half. The boy explained that he would have to ask the manager and so he walked into the back room and said, "There is some jerk out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce." As he finished saying this, he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other half." The manager okayed the request and the man went on his way.

Later on the manager said to the boy, "You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from, son?" The boy replied, "Minnesota, sir." "Oh, really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" inquired the manager. The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there." "My wife is from Minnesota", exclaimed the manager. The boy instantly replied, "Really! What team did she play for?"

A Cowboy

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."